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This is my third time to blog about pants so you are forgiven if you say, "Dude, Bill keeps talking about pants. First he talked about Federer's classic pants, then he blogged about that Dockers contest which is about pants, then he's going to talk about pants again? Do you think Bill has a pants fetish?"
Heh. Pants fetish. Is there such a thing? Anyways, let's talk about a day in the life of my pants a.k.a 'His Pants'. Let's have 'His Pants' do the talking:
"Between four to five in the morning, Bill wakes up and goes straight to the computer. He ignores me, yes, he ignores 'His Pants'. So I just lie there waiting and waiting while Bill stares at the computer, LOLs every now and then, and occasionally goes to the kitchen for his cups of coffee.
Around 12:00 noon, Bill notices 'His Pants', puts me on, and goes out to school/meet with friends/do some errands/etc. During this part of the day, I sometimes wish that Bill picked the other pants because I get dirty and suffocated by the bad air. I like it though when Bill picks me during his trips to the boondocks. Boondock air = 100% fresh.
Bill usually goes home around nine or ten in the evening. He throws me to the washing machine and goes straight to the computer again to do his silly LOLs and his occasional ROFLs and LMAOs. Bill ignores me once again like the way he ignored me in the morning. What an ingrate. That Bill. After I covered his "coverables" he just throws me with the dirty clothes?
By the way, did Bill tell you that he's a wash and wear guy. Yes he is. So I'm ashamed to admit this but I must: I'm an iron virgin. Yes, I've never been touched by a hot iron my whole life. Ack. But Bill says he's concerned about consuming too much electricity which will lead to global warming which will lead to the death of many penguins when their ice home floats to the Pacific.
So maybe I should forgive him for his non-ironing rule because I love those penguins too. I suspect though that he's lazy and is just rationalizing. If he's concerned about using too much energy, why is he always in front of his computer? What do you think?
Okay. Okay. Enough already. Let's end 'His Pants' story before he prattles on to the "dirty secrets". Silly pants, just because I gave you the platform to talk doesn't mean you can gossip about me.
Anyways, the point of this exercise is to encourage you dear readers to think about a day in the life of your pants and to share it with
Dockers by making a made-for-television commercial about it.
As we said in our other pants-related posts, if you win this commercial making contest, your masterpiece might be shown at the Tonight Show With Jay Leno. Speaking of Jay, do you think his pair of pants spills his dirty secrets when he brings it to the laundry? It would be a potential gold mine to laundry shop owners, no?
